In Memory Of The Greatest Cat And Friend A Girl Could Have
LOOKING AT THINGS FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE
IN MEMORY - YOU WILL BE MISSED
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A CHEAP FIX
When women start to approach mid-life gravity comes into play for most body parts. This is when they start thinking about getting plastic surgery. One of the main body parts that is of concern are the breasts. After having children it is natural for the breasts to start to sag and not look as perky as they did in our 20’s. Since our breasts are considered our prides and joy and our men cannot get enough of them, we must do something to get them facing north again. Going under the knife is a painful and very expensive way to get back our perky breasts. I have a cheaper less painful idea that will get the breasts “up” again. How about getting both nipples pierced? Then take some string and pull it through the rings of both pierced nipples, and then tie the string around our necks? There you go…instant lift!