It amazes me what fat and darn right gooey obese men and women wear these days. I guess it’s not their fault because when you go into a “plus size store” or into the “larger sizes” section of a store, all of the clothes are in some kind of pattern. Unfortunately, the patterns seem to get larger when you have fifteen feet of fabric to look upon at any one time. What is with the fashion people thinking the larger sized population should be wearing patterns much less wide horizontal stripes!!!
Today I finally had to say what has been on my mind for quite sometime since the spring clothing is popping out…or should I say…blowing up??? Today I watched numerous obese men and women waddle from one end of the sidewalk to the other wearing horizontal stripes with white and some nice bright spring colors. Men with their protruding bellies that look like a bag of ooze over their waistline and belt buckles, and women with the bellies, boobs, and butts to match. ALL WEARING STRIPES!!
It looks like a fucking king sized bedspread or sailboat sail coming at you in one swoop!! Do they not think that these stripes only make the eye go around and around and around…wait…I’m getting dizzy! Please fat people, stripes and other patterned fabrics make you look even bigger than you could even imagine, as well as making people get nauseated and probably if exposed long enough…go into seizures! Take a Polaroid or two (three….) to get the picture. Watch the show “What Not To Wear.” Do something. Put them on a window as drapes. But do not wear stripes!!